Bulda:
What’s the issue, dear?
Why are you holding back from such a man?
Is it the clumpy way he walks?
Cliff:
Or the grumpy way he talks?
Female Troll 1:
Or the pear-shaped, square-shaped
Weirdness of his feet?
Male Troll 1:
And though we know he washes
Well - he always ends up sort of smelly.
Bulda:
But you’ll never meet a fellow who’s as
Bulda and Cliff:
Sensitive and sweet!
So he’s a bit of a fixer-upper,
So he’s got a few flaws.
Female Troll 2:
Like his peculiar reindear,
Male Troll 2:
His thing with the reindeer.
Troll Duet:
That’s a little outside of nature’s laws!
Small Group of Trolls:
So he’s a bit of a fixer-upper,
but this we’re certain of
You can fix this fixer-upper
Up with a little bit of love!
Kristoff:
Can we please just
Stop talking about this?
We’ve got a real, actual problem here.
Bulda:
I’ll say! So tell me, dear
Is it the way that he runs scared?
Male Troll 3:
Or that he’s socially impaired?
Troll Child:
Or that he only likes to tinkle in the woods — what?!
Cliff:
Are you holding back your
Fondness due to his unmanly blondness?
Female Trolls:
Or the way he covers
Up that he’s the honest goods?
All Trolls:
He’s just a bit of a fixer-upper,
He’s got a couple of bugs
His isolation is confirmation
Of his desperation for human hugs
So he’s a bit of a fixer-upper,
But we know what to do
The way to fix up this fixer-upper
Is to fix him up with you!
Kristoff:
ENOUGH!
She is engaged to someone else, okay?!
(beat)
Cliff:
So she’s a bit of a fixer-upper,
Male Troll 4:
That’s a minor thing.
Male Troll 5:
Her quote 'engagement' is a flex arrangement.
Troll Child:
And by the way I don’t see no ring!
Male Trolls:
So she’s a bit of a fixer-upper,
Her brain’s a bit betwixt.
Get the fiancé out of the way and
The whole thing will be fixed.
Bulda:
We’re not sayin' you can change him,
‘Cause people don’t really change.
We’re only saying that love's a force
That's powerful and strange.
People make bad choices if they’re mad,
Or scared, or stressed.
Throw a little love their way.
Female Trolls:
Throw a little love their way.
Bulda and Female Trolls:
And you’ll bring out their best.
All Trolls:
True love brings out their best!
Everyone’s a bit of a fixer-upper,
That’s what it’s all about!
Cliff:
Father!
Female Troll 3:
Sister!
Male Troll 6:
Brother!
All Trolls:
We need each other to raise
Us up and round us out.
Everyone’s a bit of a fixer-upper,
But when push comes to shove.
Olaf:
The only fixer-upper fixer
That can fix up a fixer-upper is
Trolls:
True! true!
True, true, true!
Love (True love)
Love, love, love, love, love
Love! (True love!)
True...
Troll Priest:
Do you, Anna, take Kristoff to be your troll-fully wedded
Anna:
Wait, what!?
Troll Priest:
You’re getting married!
Trolls:
Love!
What’s the issue, dear?
Why are you holding back from such a man?
Is it the clumpy way he walks?
Cliff:
Or the grumpy way he talks?
Female Troll 1:
Or the pear-shaped, square-shaped
Weirdness of his feet?
Male Troll 1:
And though we know he washes
Well - he always ends up sort of smelly.
Bulda:
But you’ll never meet a fellow who’s as
Bulda and Cliff:
Sensitive and sweet!
So he’s a bit of a fixer-upper,
So he’s got a few flaws.
Female Troll 2:
Like his peculiar reindear,
Male Troll 2:
His thing with the reindeer.
Troll Duet:
That’s a little outside of nature’s laws!
Small Group of Trolls:
So he’s a bit of a fixer-upper,
but this we’re certain of
You can fix this fixer-upper
Up with a little bit of love!
Kristoff:
Can we please just
Stop talking about this?
We’ve got a real, actual problem here.
Bulda:
I’ll say! So tell me, dear
Is it the way that he runs scared?
Male Troll 3:
Or that he’s socially impaired?
Troll Child:
Or that he only likes to tinkle in the woods — what?!
Cliff:
Are you holding back your
Fondness due to his unmanly blondness?
Female Trolls:
Or the way he covers
Up that he’s the honest goods?
All Trolls:
He’s just a bit of a fixer-upper,
He’s got a couple of bugs
His isolation is confirmation
Of his desperation for human hugs
So he’s a bit of a fixer-upper,
But we know what to do
The way to fix up this fixer-upper
Is to fix him up with you!
Kristoff:
ENOUGH!
She is engaged to someone else, okay?!
(beat)
Cliff:
So she’s a bit of a fixer-upper,
Male Troll 4:
That’s a minor thing.
Male Troll 5:
Her quote 'engagement' is a flex arrangement.
Troll Child:
And by the way I don’t see no ring!
Male Trolls:
So she’s a bit of a fixer-upper,
Her brain’s a bit betwixt.
Get the fiancé out of the way and
The whole thing will be fixed.
Bulda:
We’re not sayin' you can change him,
‘Cause people don’t really change.
We’re only saying that love's a force
That's powerful and strange.
People make bad choices if they’re mad,
Or scared, or stressed.
Throw a little love their way.
Female Trolls:
Throw a little love their way.
Bulda and Female Trolls:
And you’ll bring out their best.
All Trolls:
True love brings out their best!
Everyone’s a bit of a fixer-upper,
That’s what it’s all about!
Cliff:
Father!
Female Troll 3:
Sister!
Male Troll 6:
Brother!
All Trolls:
We need each other to raise
Us up and round us out.
Everyone’s a bit of a fixer-upper,
But when push comes to shove.
Olaf:
The only fixer-upper fixer
That can fix up a fixer-upper is
Trolls:
True! true!
True, true, true!
Love (True love)
Love, love, love, love, love
Love! (True love!)
True...
Troll Priest:
Do you, Anna, take Kristoff to be your troll-fully wedded
Anna:
Wait, what!?
Troll Priest:
You’re getting married!
Trolls:
Love!
